The FUTURE of Computers (and Porn)

Game News: The FUTURE of Computers (and Porn)

Google's breaking new ground with quantum computers, and like true professionals, all we can think about is sentient sex-bots. Eventually all we'll be doing is having sex with robots, so enjoy the next four years of relative calm while you can.

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  • 1000MCHIEF FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Follow @AH_Michael_dick

    2 years ago

    Don't tell me my old 2005 Toshiba laptop I replaced is slow. IT HAD 4GB OF RAM, and it ran off VISTA!!!

  • GreyGhost9036 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Angry Beaver

    2 years ago

    as long as this means Cortana becomes real I'm okay with that.

    • IanMacIntyre FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Doesn't Cortana try to kill everyone in the new halo or something

    • adoorable_door FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chromophobic

      2 years ago

      @IanMcIntyre new halo? Guardians never happened, we don't talk about that,ok?

  • JLamp391 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This video has the strangest collection of clips. Science, grass, science, seagull, cello, haircut, science.

  • blink289 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    "these are very much first person problems"

  • qtilley44 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    This video made my imagination hurt good

  • Vhoxz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    2 years ago

    Skynet here we come

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    2 years ago

    Quantum computing if proven practical now could be a thing for my grandkids. That's most likely how long it would take to get it to mainstream. You would have to completely redo everything from the ground up from hardware to programming. Sure current languages could be improved upon or made compatible, but then you run into flash scenario (speedforce!) where it becomes completely outdated, but hanging on until html5 can support pre-existing flash applications reliably.

  • VioletHyena

    2 years ago

    Really disliking the use of "Shemale" in this article. RT and Funhaus have transgender fans, we don't need to be harassed with porn centric slurs being slung at us while watching an article about fucking Quantum Computing. Freaking hell.

    • tskalabri FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      Did you read the title and not think they were going to bring up different types of porn. Just because you feel offended which is fine by the way, it won't change the fact that it is a type of porn that is on most porn websites.

    • Vhoxz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      2 years ago

      People really gotta learn not to take everything as a personal insult

    • VioletHyena

      2 years ago

      "People gotta learn not to take everything as a personal insult"

      Yeah, I'll do that right.

      The last time someone called me a Shemale in public was while chasing me down the street in public swearing they would kill me. So you know, Fuck it. Just toss it around constantly in a joking manner. Say they are "Men and women at the same time." That kind of bullshit isn't harmful to anyone. It doesn't give people ideas about how transwomen are easy targets for abuse or anything. Fuck off RT. I'm canceling my sponsorship.

    • adoorable_door FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Chromophobic

      2 years ago

      fun fact, Rooser Teeth IS an insult, meaning cockbite. based on this information you shold be able to figure out that they make a living from insulting people. now this doesn't mean that it should happen, but RT doesn't care about offending people because it is part of the experience. I'm pretty sure their terms of use says that they have the right to offend you in whatever way they see fit. Then again, I haven't read that so what do I know.


      God I sound like a jackass. sorry if this seems too edgy, I can't figure out how to blunt it. no hard feelings?