Mario's Nipples DESTROY THE INTERNET?

Game News: Mario's Nipples DESTROY THE INTERNET?

Nintendo made a lot of announcements at their Direct, but a picture is worth a thousand words and we all saw the most important thing: Mario's nipples. As you might expect, the internet promptly broke.

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  • Daexulin FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Mario used to be a plumber now he's just a "cool dude" who plays tennis, golf, and makes appearances.   


    OMG he's become a Kardashian

  • TheSnowFox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Lone Wanderer

    1 month ago

    Think about it someone had to work on mario's nipples 

  • Shmittles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I guess I don't get it, but y'all have fun with it.


    Just don't take it so far that Nintendo gets so weirded out that they retroactively remove them.

  • Psykoma FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I wasn't surprised that mario had nipples, but I was seriously surprised that he didn't have any chest hair.

  • EricHVela FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold http://bit.ly/2xQCPgy

    1 month ago

    If I was anywhere near the set, I would have to leave from uncontrolled laughing. I have to wonder how many times were there retakes because of the crew laughing.

  • RiverRunning

    1 month ago

    It also looks like he might not have a bellybutton... the implications of which are much more far-reaching... is he the Bible Adam? A God? A Demon? ...

  • camsteirie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The rest is history

    1 month ago

    Masterful editing on this one

  • snowcon88 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    I can't believe this is a thing. I didn't even notice when I watched the direct. I just thought oh multiple costumes in mario, cool.

    • Kokiden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      1 month ago

      nintendo is important.  people care about the slightest and meaningless thing they do.  sony and ms...ehh

  • AnInconvenientlyLargeDragon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    Not really sure if this is news but its a great headline 

  • Outis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Non Mea Culpa

    1 month ago

    I love this and all, but Ashley is right- it's a bloody slow news day...

  • Zev_06 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    1 month ago

    So, this story has inspired my headcanon for Mario's background. Mario used to work as a plumber, but once he rescued Princess Peach for the first time he quite his job and has been an unemployed deadbeat that has been mooching off the princess ever since. Whenever the princess brings up the possibility of Mario actually getting a job, he guilt trips the princess about how he saved her life until she backs down. He now spends his days blowing money from the royal treasury to buy fancy cars to race and fucking around playing various sports. Meanwhile, behind the public eye, Mario's brother Luigi is fucking Peach's BFF Daisey.