The Patch #64

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The Patch Discusses Dragon Quest 4

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  • RiverRunning

    2 years ago

    Great patch, even for a slow news week, maybe that's what made it good though - lots of random fun stories with games woven though them :) - keep up the good work.

    P.S. Devil's Advocate Ryan is fun... seems he plays devil's advocate most of the time now too (or is the murder break still active? ;)

  • Phatnaru FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Can someone link that Skyrim video? Sounds funny.

  • Overtoad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I would say that we have "new gen." and "old gen." since both are active and thus "current."

  • Overtoad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    The funniest thing about this episode is that Mimecraft actually was an RT Short.

    Sorry for the triple post!

    Post edited 8/11/14 1:21PM

  • Overtoad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    The funniest thing about this episode is that Mimecraft actually was an RT Short.

  • Overtoad FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    The funniest thing about this episode is that Mimecraft actually was an RT Short.

    Post edited 8/11/14 1:21PM

  • AnimeDudeJ

    3 years ago

    nomans sky is ps4 exclusive?! D:< now i wont be able to play it

  • RhysScully FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    My sweet Gus is returned to me, the dream team is back, well the team I dream about. Also Ryan from now on just walk instead seems as though you've offended cars. Although seriously, great episode!

  • DKGavin Fro ma sama

    3 years ago

    A lot of horrible things happen to Ryan when he travels in a car.

  • CloneTrooper

    3 years ago

    Heh...

    Yeah Diablo III never ends, though Seasons are coming in 2.1....so you could argue they'll have an "ending" and you can have closure with those characters.

    Otherwise, the story in Diablo has always taken a back seat to the "Pursuit of Loot", trying to get better and better gear and tweaking everything. My Crusader seems to have hit its limit at Torment III where I can play comfortably; Im waiting for Greater Rift runs in 2.1 till I got back

    280+ hours since March on that Crusader is about my limit.

  • Klerik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Sorry Gus, but "next gen" became "current gen" and "current gen" became "last gen" the day that both new consoles were released. Just because not everyone has the console, doesn't make it some mythical future technology. Just because everyone doesn't have the latest 2014 model car, doesn't mean cars from the 90s and 2000s are current tech

  • MajorVargr

    3 years ago

    They really have such a great dynamic going on.

  • 1Threshold1

    3 years ago

    I'm pretty sure the more I play Hearthstone, the worse I'm getting. ...or everyone else is getting better and I'm not smiley4.gif . At least with the solo adventures, I can run against the Heroic difficulty for good practice.

    And for Ashley's misspelled titles; Taint's Row (just dirty), Assassin's Breed (maybe a prequel), Tears of War (full of feels),
    Ass Effect 3 (Porno), Injustice; Bods Among Us (or Rods..either way, another porno), Cattlefield 4 (farm and goat simulator combined), Cock Band 2 (yet another porno), Halo; Beach (think DoA Volleyball), Sappy Wars (... ..I'm out of jokes to go with the titles smiley4.gif )

    • Lord0fTheLadies FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold An Ironic Title

      3 years ago

      Ass Effect 3 sounds like it would be full of Donkeys rather than porn.

  • Cruzer1001

    3 years ago

    Plague inc also had dlc movie tie in with dawn of the planet of the apes and it's really good

  • randomguy39 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I don't really get why people who play all those "free to play" freemium games get so sucked in to buying all the stuff. Generally, I download them like crazy, play it until I hit the pay gate and then move on to a different game. You can easily get a few hours of enjoyment out of each of them without paying a dime and you know that even after paying the gameplay isn't going to suddenly get better. It's going to be just the exact same as you just experienced.

  • taradesuyo

    3 years ago

    Wow, this is the first time I've ever heard someone admit that they actually bought the horse armor.

    • randomguy39 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Well, the thing about horse armor is that in the game the best (as in fastest, hardest to kill and lets be honest, best looking) horse (shadowmere) respawns by itself. If you get horse armor, it stops that horse from respawning. The dlc literally gives you a disadvantage.

  • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

    3 years ago

    Geez Gus, why this sour attitude toward Pokemon all of a sudden? I mean I get that it's "not for you" as you've said in the past, but now what's with this general disdain for anything that even resembles Pokemon?

    • TaylorMLG

      3 years ago

      It's the COD of 3DS.

  • CaptainJuicy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    You used my suggestion Womb Raider!

  • TaylorMLG

    3 years ago

    Ashley still pronouncing it as "JIF" in 2014 smiley2.gif

    • RhysScully FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Ashley, I'm in your corner, your pronunciation is correct :) For anyone who wants sources, www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22620473 & www.olsenhome.com/gif/

    • JoelDurk

      3 years ago

      Also, Gus and flippin' oo-bisoft. I mean, I know it's oo-biquitous at Rooster Teeth but please, let's finally just get some oo-nity!
      Or not, whatever.

    • Klerik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Yep, lost all respect for her now

    • truantwave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      It just angers me that it is supposed to be pronounced 'jif' and I don't know why haha

    • TaylorMLG

      3 years ago

      Thank you, miss.

    • truantwave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      It's not called Jraphics Interface Format... smiley8.gif

    • TaylorMLG

      3 years ago

      Are we going to get into the peanut butter argument? smiley4.gif

    • Ashley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Know

      3 years ago

      Choosy developers choose GIF.

  • TaylorMLG

    3 years ago

    BF Hardline is only fun if you have a lot of friends to play with. Otherwise it's just a clusterf*ck.

    Post edited 8/07/14 1:24PM

  • TaylorMLG

    3 years ago

    This is the ideal Patch crew.

    • LukeCollister FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      If they could squeeze Burnie in as well it would be perfect

  • DylanF

    3 years ago

    That shaving conversation. Eugh. I went to a small catholic school that enforced a dress code including clean shaven faces. If you had too much stubble based on their vague standards, they would make you go up to the main office and shave using a one blade disposable razor. Basically, your punishment for breaking dress code was cutting the shit out of yourself while shaving. Who says Catholic Schools don't employ corporal punishment anymore?

    As ever, a great episode with my favorite trio.

    • DylanF

      3 years ago

      None of the public schools in my area have dress codes (that I'm aware of), so I never knew that! Learn something new. They told me to shave once but I manage to mess myself up shaving with a good razor, so I just refused. I'd have ended up decapitating myself or something.

    • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

      3 years ago

      That's a pretty common thing with most public schools with dress codes as well. That was the case with my high school, though I never had to actually shave at school.

  • dereckc1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Whovian, Gater, geek

    3 years ago

    All hail the return of Gus!

  • P-L FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Big Coffin Hunter

    3 years ago

    hobbie.