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  • Tre916

    3 years ago

    You guys... Assassin's Creed: Liberation, the Vita and then 360 game, was a full Assassin's Creed title with a female protagonist... Why all the insinuated sexism?

  • Tre916

    3 years ago

    En-gram, like the measurement of weight. Or the Graham cracker.

    It's not engrum, Gavin can mispronounce things because he's British, but the rest of you fuckers have no excuse.

    <3

  • RandyWilliam

    3 years ago

    Lets see an Ocul-rif support for the usable systems like the CRYTEK engine thats been given to would be Devs on steam?

  • FuzzyNinja27

    3 years ago

    gaben.tv

  • Gloster FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I wish we could get a version of the patch that has Meg edited out of it.

  • voracity

    3 years ago

    I love watching Meg on the patch! I love having Burnie there too but when Meg's on the show it always seems to be a little more upbeat and really fun to watch. Cool patch. (Even if I did have to watch it on youtube and ignore all the comments that made me want to tear my eyes out.)

  • RiverRunning

    3 years ago

    Strange not to have the video here but have it on Youtube... though is it something to do with the two cuts? Seems like info about destiny got cut? (Maybe spoilers though?)

    Had to admit my only reaction to Gavin smashing everything was a *sigh* - sometimes he makes it embarassing to be from the same country as him (if only the independance vote hadn't failed!) - though it was worst in today's Things to do in GTA V... *sigh*

    Destiny really does seem to be stretching content from what I can tell - clearly they didn't pay for enough writers to create enough content for both the main game and the coming DLC... good luck winning people's hearts back there - ditto with Ubisoft and female leads; both look like large publisher greed and bigotry (regardless of the reality) and that isn't something that easy to ever remove, muhc better not to get it on you in the first place - kinda like spilt coke (right Ryan ;)

  • ChrisPerraul

    3 years ago

    Hey, on the topic of Destiny's lore... a good bit of back story is revealed in the Grimoire Cards. You can also find some answers to Ryan's many questions. : destinygrimoire.com/grimoire-cards.html

    NOTE: (Exo's were actually war-machines of the golden age, not built to be guardians because guardians didnt exist at the time. Their highly advanced AIs were like brains of a human, so they have emotions and stuff. The Awoken on the other hand are still a huge mystery, and some of their lore could be revealed in the House of Wolves expansion [the house of wolves is the fallen house the queen of the reef conquered])

  • AJConde FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold United Drunk Kingsmann

    3 years ago

    Someone needs to slow mo the death of the hourglass and put sad music over it. Internet, you have been challenged.

  • Jynn

    3 years ago

    I wanna hear Gus sing!

  • jphefner FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Wanderer

    3 years ago

    Good God Gavin...I really like him but what a horse's ass he can be sometimes. Hopefully this will result in him being forbidden to fuck with Ryan during the podcast.

    On the other hand, it does give them an excuse to get a cooler, more accurate hourglass.

    Post edited 9/26/14 9:46PM

  • StevoG

    3 years ago

    So now that Gavin broke the hour glass, it would be a perfect time for him to film something slow mo that is recognizable enough to be a time indicator and use that footage as the new "hour glass". Might be cool if you could find the right event or action to film

  • Misiakk

    3 years ago

    AC in China is not really random. She was a witness to the last adventure of Ezio in AC Embers.

  • MGurr

    3 years ago

    Finally Gavin and Ryan's long term plan to free him from the tyranny of remembering to turn over the hourglass at the start of every Patch has come to fruition!

  • StormRaging FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I know it's probably been asked before but what is Ryan drinking?

  • Sowab

    3 years ago

    Definitely agree with Meg's comment on DLC.

  • lordp

    3 years ago

    Singstar Let's Play! Do it Gus!

  • cwhite90999 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Something tells me we will soon have an episode of the Patch where Ryan will just shoot Gav when he throws something at them, then the Patch will be ruined with the sounds of a dying Gavin throughout

    • RiverRunning

      3 years ago

      Not necessarily ruined... :P jk

  • MacGregor07 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Destiny, I love you for being a great shooter and RPG-ish game, but your loot system is bullshit. I mean why the hell would you give my Hunter Legendary Boots that are for Warlocks...I mean why?

  • chaos2367 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    i dont get why video streams of this r restricted to sponsors wen u can just go to youtube to the know's channel to view it. i get it with rt podcast cuz thats not available till the week prior but with the patch its kinda pointless.

  • Matt317 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold the guy

    3 years ago

    I like Meg's Catholic jokes. :P

  • sheepio FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Yay! Gus likes KSP! Look forward to seeing more game recommendations.

  • millathekill

    3 years ago

    So now the video is only available to sponsors... fair enough.

  • Killerkel

    3 years ago

    Glad to see Matt Lees (Destiny Plot Synopsis) getting some mention here. He makes some quality content, and runs on donations from Patreon. If anyone liked the synopsis, give him a look! You might be impressed :D

  • ElasmoFan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Assassin's Creed have an entire side game with a female lead (Liberations)? So including one as a dlc isn't anything entirely new in that regard. I understand the argument of wanting a female lead in one of the main games but I really doubt having one as a dlc is anything special or they're trying to appease anyone since it's been done by them before.

    Personally I don't like the idea of the dlc because that's the second time they took a place/time frame and threw it in as a side game that isn't even a real Assassin's Creed. First was Japan going OS card game and now China going side scroller 2.5D. Makes me sad..

  • CaptainJonty FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    So we are all thinking that for the 24 hour extra life stream rooster teeth are doing again soon that Gus should get up and do an entire song on sing star for donations right? smiley13.gif

  • milkyjoe2158 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Any non sponsors who are having problems the video is up on youtube

  • Saxtirical

    3 years ago

    Yes the video used to be available for nonsponsors.

    I'll miss watching the video.

  • 1Threshold1

    3 years ago

    Gus has come a long way in that either he wasn't at all pissed or he just did a good job of not showing it. I woulda thought Gus would have been a little salty over that one...

  • TheRTV FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Round Peg in Square Hole

    3 years ago

    One: Videogames aren't sports and neither is chess. Nothing you say will change that, sorry.

    Two: Not the hourglass!!!!!!!!!!!

    Three: Could def hear someone in AH screaming late in this podcast LoL

    ABC!

    • jocman96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Glad I wasn't the only one hearing them.

  • jocman96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    RIP in Peace, Hourglass

    • StephenHinds

      3 years ago

      i miss him already he was like the best character in this show ... jk

    • Misiakk

      3 years ago

      That was a pure asshole move.

    • MagicHonkySauce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      RIP in pieces....

      Hey where did these crickets come from?

    • jocman96 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Nooooooooo

    • milkyjoe2158 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      3 years ago

      Just a heads up RIP stands for Rest in Peace

  • The_Texan83 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    So Ryan thinks he has it bad with his 2 exotic weapon bounties. I have 4 and I finish work 3 hours before the refresh. 3 hours to do the daily heroic, the normal bounties and the queens bounties.

    That is a first world destiny problem.

    Also Gus if you need ascendent energy, do the daily heroic on one character, then again on an alt on the same console. Those can be transferred between toons in the vault.

  • bradym67 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    The thing with Destiny is there were trailers that came out earlier that had more story that wasn't in the final release. Activision definitely made them cut out parts to sell later in an expansion or DLC. I enjoy the game, but I won't be buying any of the DLC for this. Stretching out the content when it's not the devs wanted is not cool. Bungie are great story-tellers and this is definitely not the work of Bungie. This is the work of corporate assholes wanting all of the moneyz.

  • Bruntti

    3 years ago

    So uhh... Now The Patch is also available only on audio for non-sponsors?

    • RiverRunning

      3 years ago

      Did, except for the cuts...

    • Misiakk

      3 years ago

      So watch it on youtube.

    • GabePurateku

      3 years ago

      The Patch has always been video and audio when it's available for non-Sponsors. Don't know why it's audio-only this week, though...

    • Swagyoloswag

      3 years ago

      i think its always been like that

  • LastLevel7

    3 years ago

    Still not doing it!!!!!