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  • GoofOff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    For some reason I want to play tetris now......

  • Deadmaxx

    3 years ago

    Apparently you can purchase the 'Massive' software. IF you happen to have 16 Grand...to start. Still pretty amazing! :)

    www.massivesoftware.com/products.html

  • cedarpoint03

    3 years ago

    haha "naked run". hope you guys actually do those. zero 100% completed games then incurs one?

  • Tedworthington FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Tedworthington

    3 years ago

    weird, it says patch 37 but its playing and old drunk tank with griffon

  • J8KTH3LA0 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    TETRIS PANTS!

  • aaroncassidy

    3 years ago

    The American talks shit about UK "progressiveness". Fucking hilarious. Funniest part of this Patch.

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  • aaroncassidy

    3 years ago

    The American talks shit about UK "progressiveness". Fucking hilarious. Funniest part of this Patch.

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  • aaroncassidy

    3 years ago

    The American talks shit about UK "progressiveness". Fucking hilarious. Funniest part of this Patch.

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  • DasDaBizz

    3 years ago

    Cause I was curious about Burnie mentioning using the MASSIVE engine in a game and wondering what it looked like; apparently it was already used in "Lost Odyssey" (according to their site). www.massivesoftware.com/gallerytv.html

    Having never played it, I wonder how badass it turned out?

  • MattMainpriz

    3 years ago

    i started watching this, but stopped when they mentioned Game of Thrones, only on the 2nd season and can't be dealing with spoilers. I read a line from the book and spoiled a huge part for myself, lesson learned - don't read

  • tubb311

    3 years ago

    I love what she has to say, but Ashley's laugh is like ramming a corkscrew in my ear.

  • SageVodka

    3 years ago

    Second Son looks damned gorgeous!

    Might sound strange, but my favourite weather sensation/setting is the look/feeling of a freshly rained on urban city surface. I can't get enough of the beauty of city lights reflecting off the ground in the evening as the sun is setting.

    This game definitely keeps piquing my interest.

  • kimbykat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Something Witty

    3 years ago

    Can I just say that Ashley's pants were freakin' awesome?! Oh wait, I just did!

  • DannyKendra FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    it always throws me off how gus looks like he's wearing lipstick...

  • konjo78 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Its always great whe n roosterteeth brings up the most popular game in the world, league of legends, in the patch an rt news. I know its 100% not their style of game but it is a huge success in numbers and in money....

  • MattCarleson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    There seems to be a lot of discussion about who people prefer on the Patch, so I'm curious, what is everyone's ideal Patch lineup? Does it depend on the content for you? I'm just curious because, as long as everybody contributes to stuff, I don't have a preference as to who is on and I just enjoy watching/listening to it.

  • Velganice1 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    A lot of Dreamcast games didn't even need a boot loader, just slap in a copied game and go.

    And speaking of Dreamcast, a setting to turn off random encounters would have been amazing in Skies of Arcadia.

  • KPC51

    3 years ago

    You guys talked a lot about Minecraft in this episode and you mentioned their difficulties in updating. It is difficult to keep it all parallel... if they kept it parallel. The PC version is farther ahead than the console versions (ps3 and xbox360) will ever get to. I think 4J will stay with the consoles and do what they can, as Mojang's updates recently have been centered around helping mapmakers with new commands and by adding the command block. Personally I do not think the console versions will ever be able to utilize features from the 1.7 and 1.8 updates of Minecraft PC.

  • lukeglover80 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT is Great!

    3 years ago

    Nice lol "we probably shouldnt" "cause its immersion" - thanks burnie :P

  • ShortNerd FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    I miss Ryan.
    At least we get Burnie though, he is okay.

  • Saxtirical

    3 years ago

    No Ryan makes me sad.

    A perfectly passable patch though.

  • Cove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dancing Shark

    3 years ago

    I love How Long to Beat!

  • Rayla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold House Funhaus ​​​

    3 years ago

    great episode of the patch. i really love when burnie and ashley are both on

  • Fellhawkslc

    3 years ago

    I have to disagree with Gus on Gears of War Judgement, the game lost much of the uniqueness of the previous GoW games, and played more like halo. While Halo is awesome and my favorite fps series, Judgement didn't do the halo theme well. As well, the story was boring. It was a flashback with no real investment, and the characters were so bland I can't remember a single thing about them. Even Baird and Cole were standardized.

    Also, and this goes for Halo 4 as well, the longevity of that game is far, far less than their previous titles. Gears 3 has more people playing matchmaking than Judgement. The previous titles were going strong until the month before the next game came out, for several years in Gears 2's case. Halo 4 has almost no replay value for campaign, whereas as everyone I know who owns a copy of halo (20-30 people) still replay the campaigns of 1-reach constantly. While some people might enjoy the new versions more, the majority don't, and you are entitled to your opinion, and so are others, but it seems like it might be better for the companies to retain the original vision more than they have, while still updating. (Reach being a prime example of this, it changed drastically from halo 3, but it still felt like halo, whereas halo 4, seemed to take on several gameplay and cinematic elements from other titles that didn't mesh well with the halo feel.)

  • AriSchlossbe

    3 years ago

    The Engine they're describing for LOTR is exactly like the total war franchise, literally, exactly.

  • JT_Sovereign

    3 years ago

    Gus's Shirt makes him look like a Latin American dictator.

    Post edited 1/30/14 7:25PM

    • ryanbusch

      3 years ago

      Dress for the job you want

  • Gibsonites

    3 years ago

    I don't like this trend of releasing opening cinematics as a trailer for your game. I don't want to watch the Burial At Sea Pt2 or Left Behind opening because i want to experience it when I actually play.

  • OwenGBR

    3 years ago

    I don't want to live in this country any more. Save me America!!!!!

    Post edited 1/30/14 6:30PM

  • Thoma9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    What happened to Joe the Cat?

  • tanukivilla FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Interesting to listen to. Here are some points of clarification:
    Naughty Dog has two teams running at all times. For example, they were working on Last of Us at the same time as Uncharted 3. However, these aren't full teams, only the project that is going to come out first has a fully dedicated team and receives outside support from studios like Sony San Diego. As soon as that first game is released, most of that team moves over to the second team, leaving behind only a small team of people to do the DLC and/or patches.

    On a personal note, I don't believe SoM stole AC2 code or that they even licensed it. They are produced by two completely different studios that usually don't do business with each other, which means sharing or licensing tech is very unlikely (Burnie's example of Epic was bad because Epic makes a commercial engine whereas Ubisoft doesn't). Chances are, the SoM animators hand copied the AC2 animations. Animators often use other games as reference, sometimes being specifically told, "I want it to look like this animation from this game". The easiest way to make something look like something else is to trace/copy that thing directly. In short, until this guy can produce any actual evidence that these animations were stolen rather than copied, it seems like a pretty unlikely scenario.

    Unreal Engine 4 (UE4) is already out for studios and we're waiting on the release for independents (UDK, which is still based of UE3). However, Unreal has become like Doom, they just make the game to show off the engine. So, it doesn't matter if they ever make another Unreal game; developers just care about the engine. I understand they were talking about players, but again, Epic uses the game to sell the engine and now that the engine more or less sells itself, like id's engines, there is less of a reason for them to make Unreal games.

    Also, 1.0 doesn't mean release. Every developer is different and sometimes 1.0 means vertical slice, sometimes it means Alpha, sometimes it means Beta, and sometimes it means Gold (release). There is no consistency so it really depends on the studio and producer.

    Finally, lots of regions have different standards and even countries within those regions. Australia and Germany have different laws regarding violence then other countries in those regions. Often, this just requires "toning down" those scenes, textures, or VFX. Sometimes parts are cut. However, unlike Burnie suggested, developers try to keep the experiences as similarly as possible because that's better for sales; people in these countries would be pissed to find out they have a "lesser" game due to politics beyond their control.

  • LSmithLUFC95

    3 years ago

    in regard to the sex thing in the UK, i dont think that we have a higher tolerance to it, however i think that in our tv shows it is expressed much more than it is in american tv shows. and with violence in the US you guys have guns, so i think thats why your country tolerates higher violence levels in tv ETC...

  • ArturHernand

    3 years ago

    Don't get the wrong way, grat show as always, bur I kindda missed Ryan on this one.

  • ZviHare

    3 years ago

    God Ashleys pants are badass

  • RyanE

    3 years ago

    Oh wow I must have my timing wrong /:
    So when does The Patch actually STREAM? I thought it was 4pm central.. which is now?

    • canadianlevi

      3 years ago

      "The patch was pre recorded this week"

  • mbgaski FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    3 years ago

    Video's not loading for me. I only see the audio version.

  • DestuctirGB

    3 years ago

    did they really not talk about the eve online fight?

    • DestuctirGB

      3 years ago

      derp................. sorry i ddint wait long enough to see if it was pre recored. i just read the link dump

  • Dappleyard

    3 years ago

    GOD DAMMIT GUS! Judgement was awful.

  • ChrisHaylock

    3 years ago

    Immersion!!

  • TheChamp1234

    3 years ago

    Final Fantasy Lightning Returns hope its better then the last two

  • JaoShingan

    3 years ago

    "In the end, it's my enjoyment that matters."

    That's what I have to fucking say EVERY time I say Dead Rising 3 was my GOTY.

  • Skormeus

    3 years ago

    I really hope Shadow of Mordor doesn't blow

  • Misiakk

    3 years ago

    Yupi!